Certified Card Holding Contact Wearer

I am an offiical super eyes super hero. A Jedi of eyesight. I can see far where near-sighted non-contact lens non-glass wearing people see near. I feel so adult. So clear sighted. Now if I can apply this literal clear-sightedness in a more figurative sense to my life...my future would be clearly signposted.

All thanks to my local opthomologist. I am now a convert to having eyes checked by an actual doctor! I tried twice before to put contact lens in my eyes and failed miserably. Left the place in defeat and tears in my eyes. But not contacts. This time it took almost 2 hours for the entire process. including putting the lens in twice and taking them out once. But success!